Thursday, November 6

A Blow to Burger King's Advertising Attempt

I don't know about you but I always had that trip to Burger King on my birthday (just so I could get that grand crown on my head) and I always, always had their Whopper Jr. Besides Christmas, a Burger King birthday was probably one of the best celebrations during the year. Innocent, fast, and reliable, Burger King was always there for me when I needed the sweet, sweet taste of MSG and carbs in my mouth.

Times have changed.

So the other day, I'm driving to the store to grab some kibble for Marley, my Jack Terrier, and I see this advertisement from Burger King slapped across the side of a building. I guess you could say my jaw basically unhinged and rolled all the way to New Orleans.

Burger King is no longer my go-to fast food joint for midnight snack runs anymore. Nope. I am not going to fall for their traps. One being the advertisement above, which clearly objectifies the lady in it. (Personally, I'm also judging her for agreeing to be in an advertisement as such...tsk tsk.)


If you can't already tell, this post is going to be a RANT about this atrocious act of advertisement.

And in case you can't tell, the ad shows the model looking as if she were to give the Burger King Super Seven Incher a 'good time', if you know what I mean. 

What? Where did all the gold crowns go?


This ad is definitely on the list of things that I will never understand in my life. Ever. I mean, WHY?? I wouldn't want to see this on the walls of the place I celebrated my third to seventh birthdays in. "It'll blow your mind away" is practically plastered across the ad making it seem as though being mind-blown is the only possible outcome of eating this sandwich. Really, the only thing I'm "mind-blown" about is the fact that they had the nerve to come up with an ad like this. The text, however, also seems like a command to women to consume this burger.

There is obvious sexual innuendo in this saying and I can honestly say that it was not necessary. Seriously. Burger King has already rallied up their army or consumers that would never decrease in number so why go so far as to demean women in this manner? Instead of drawing attention to the juicy, artificially-tasty sandwich, it instead appeals to the crowd with the dehumanization of the model in this advertisement.

So… is this really Burger King?

The spotlight is put on the model and her makeup makes her look utterly innocent, (red lipstick, the thick mascara and an impeccable blond bob? She's basically the main character of any children's book. Ever.) which makes her seem way more obliging to the command on the ad. As I'm writing this, my view on BK just gets worse and worse.

I guess we can all say that sex does sell but it doesn't mean that it is acceptable. Especially in a FAMILY, let me repeat that FAMILY, fast food chain. How about a more neutral, classic ad campaign Burger King? Maybe that would appeal to a wider audience. I'm sure this ad has sparked more of an outrage than increase the desire for this sandwich. In no way is making a women pose in such a way to a burger with such tacky sexual innuendos consider okay.

I'm not so sure if I would be willing to grab a Whopper with my colleagues tomorrow afternoon during our lunch break. Or ever. Such abysmal jokes are starting to appear more in today's advertisements and I'm seriously hoping that that would change. Why has objectifying women suddenly become all the rage? Don't even get me started on the message we're sending out to the future generations.

The model in this ad is obviously shown as needy as the "fine print" on the ad urges women to “fill [their] desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled” with their new Super Seven Incher - another example of head-shaking innuendo on this ad. As a woman, I can tell you that I am definitely not going to "fill" my "desire" with that sandwich. Instead, I'm going to make myself some pasta, sit back, and enjoy an episode of FRIENDS on my TV. Take that, Burger King.

This entire advertisement is just wrong, wrong, wrong in so many ways. In addition to all the disappointments above, the text in fine print has made the model appear to be needy and in a state where she is available to be bossed around and told what to do.

Honestly, Burger King has had so many successful ad campaigns in the past that I'm sure they didn't need to turn down this junction into Inappropriate Alley. All it does is degrade women and in a way, showcase men as hungry for some "action". The reference to the sexual act does nothing but imply that they only way to appeal to a woman is through her sexual desires and I can tell you that there are myriad other ways in which you could appeal to a woman. Yet, the reputable (or not so reputable anymore) chain has gone for this trashy method of appealing to their customer base.

Why strip all the wonderful aspects of advertisement down to sexuality and desensitize the female population?

I have no words.

That's all I have to say for this ad at this moment. Make sure you like my page on Facebook, follow me on Twitter and download my app for instant updates on posts and other fun stuff!

Read last week's post on American Apparel's disgusting new ad campaign and watch this space for next week's post on what makes an advertising actually appealing to the wider audience.

I also want to know what you think about BK's latest advertising fail - see you all next week!

Sunday, April 28

I've actually resorted to Tumblr to start blogging again. More of a thoughts bank. I can also easily reblog pictures on that platform...I'm still keeping this blog for when I feel like it. This time last year, I had just finished posting about my NYC trip and this year, I should be posting about my Boston-London trip but I didn't and it kinda makes me feel stupid...

Oh well. My tumblr URL is here. It requires a password and if anyone is still reading this blog, ask me for the password.

Thursday, April 11

IM SO DAMN LAZY FKLDSJFKLDAJFKLDASJFKLDASFJDALKGA

Monday, March 25

No post in more than two weeks I am getting so so so so so so so so so lazy. Anyways, SEASAC badminton this weekend oh my. One of the worst but I'm glad it was with the guys cus it wouldn't have been as fun without them.

Oh well. Let's see when I'll post again.

Sunday, March 10


Been a loooooooooooong time since I've blogged. Not that I don't have the time to, (well, most days I don't and I've had some days without homework but I seized the day and watched FRIENDS instead LOL) I'm just lazy.

But yeah.

I'm in badminton season now and it's really fun. Got moved from the noob seed to second seed to FIRST SEED! In like a matter of two weeks, which was a great achievement for me. Um, I'm actually taking badminton really seriously which I did not expect!

I just can't wait for volleyball after spring break because a) I'll finally be playing volleyball b) I'll finally be playing good volleyball c) I'll finally be playing volleyball with GOWN! and d) I'll finally be playing volleyball with the boys/guys/men/males!

YEEEAAAHH MAAAAN

But until then, long-term assignments and the tenth grade presentations.

Woohoo.

Saturday, March 2



Monday, February 25

I am sooooo lazy.

Monday, February 18

Today I got humped by a dog. Goodnight.

Saturday, February 16

Found this on tumblr:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes.

Wednesday, February 13

Science is killing me.

Sunday, February 10


Saturday, February 9

1: Last person I talked to - Mr. Elser because I'm cool
2: Holiday location - Bali!
3: 3 Fears - Death, ghosts and the dark.
4: 3 things I love - Food, touch rugby and the Internet.
5: 4 turns on - Good sense of humor, athletic, good scent LOL, and caring.
6: 4 turns off - Cocky, rude, insensitive and materialistic.
7: My best friend - My bed.
8: Sexual orientation - Portrait? Landscape?
9: My best first date - Never had one. Yay soft toys!
10: How tall am I - 5'6"
11: What do I miss - A lot of things but mainly my hometown days without any intruders and New York City. Oh, and the days where I just wouldn't care about anything - as depressing as it sounds. And my twin.
12: What time was I born - 8 something in the morning. I think.
13: Favourite color - Black, gold, white, light blue.
14: Do I have a crush - Berry crush courtesy of Boost Juice Bars. 
15: Favourite quote - You'll Never Walk Alone
16: Favourite place - Probably New York City, London or my bed.
17: Favourite food - Literally anything that I can digest besides anything that tastes horrid.
18: Do I use sarcasm - Nooooooooooooo I don't use sarcasm.
19: What am I listening to right now - Rain, the natural occurrence, not that K-Pop biznitch.
20: First thing I notice in new person - Their voice and how they talk.
21: Shoe size - 38 or 38.5
22: Eye color - Le dark brown
23: Hair color - Le black with copper streaks and a bleached streak
24: Favourite style of clothing - Don't have one. If I like it, I buy it. If it's not too expensive.... 
25: Ever done a prank call? - Yeah
27: Meaning behind my URL - I like food. 
28: Favourite movie - Right now, Pitch Perfect, MIB3 or (okay so this movie just popped into my head and left....) OH WAIT IT'S HORRIBLE BOSSES.
29: Favourite song - I've got a couple: DJ Earworm's 2012 Mix, Kiss You, Locked Out of Heaven, Trebles Finals: Bright Lights, Bigger City/Magic, ummm yeah that's all off the top of my head.
30: Favourite band/artist - One Direction heeeee, Ed Sheeran, Joey Cottle, Michael Buble, Bruno Mars.
31: How I feel right now - Tired and annoyed.
32: Someone I love - My grandfather.
33: My current relationship status - Fat.
34: My relationship with my parents - .
35: Favourite holiday - Summer? 
36: Tattoos and piercing i have - Double piercings on each ear. I used to have a tripe on my right but it closed sigh.
37: Tattoos and piercing i want - A third piercing on my left and a cartilage on my right.
38: The reason I joined Blogger - I needed somewhere to write.
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? - I guess not..but I dislike him and his ways. He's changed.
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? - NO \o/
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? - No.
42: When did I last hold hands? - I think....with one of my friends because we were scared of something.
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? - Like 10 minutes.
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? - Yes
45: Where am I right now? - My living room.
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? - Ma pals.....I hope
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? - Depends on the situation.
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? - Mom
49: Am I excited for anything? - YESYESYES
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? - I think
51: How often do I wear a fake smile? - Quite often
52: When was the last time I hugged someone? - Just like an hour ago. Hugatron. 
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? - ......I'd probably lose my shit..
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? - Most probably
55: What is something I disliked about today? - The fact that I forgot to pack my chargers and that the Mandarin room smelt like ass juice.
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - Bruno Mars then we'd be best friends and I'd live a lazy ass life with him and we could rule the world. I don't know what I'm talking about. 
57: What do I think about most? - A lot of people, some I shouldn't even be thinking about.
58: What’s my strangest talent? - I can make my tongue look like an ass.
59: Do I have any strange phobias? - Uh..velcro sounds make me cringe?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - I don't mind either. I guess. 
61: What was the last lie I told? - That I wasn't hungry
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? - I guess neither...either face to face or chat on text.
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - No but I'm still scared of both of them
64: Do I believe in magic? - Ehh...
65: Do I believe in luck? - Yeah
66: What’s the weather like right now? - Cooling I guess. A little. 
67: What was the last book I’ve read? - The Kite Runner
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? - Yes..
69: Do I have any nicknames? - Yep
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? - I don't think I've had an injury I don't think...nothingt hat made me hospitalize. A pulled groin? That hurt like hell..
71: Do I spend money or save it? - Both.
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? - Narrr
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? Yeaaaah
74: Favourite animal? - Dogs and pet fish. 
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? - Pausing my Big Bang Theory episode and going to bed.
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? - Bombatan
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? - One Thing
78: How can you win my heart? - Buy me food and bring me to a good concert. 
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? - Does McDonalds do deliveries to heaven?
80: What is my favorite word? - Don't have one, really..
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr - I don't even know.
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? - Hi
83: Do I have any relatives in jail? - No
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? - Either telling the future or .......something that allows me to not study for tests and stuff and ace em.
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? - I don't know...
86: What is my current desktop picture? - My touch rugby team and I
87: Had sex? - No
88: Bought condoms? - No
89: Gotten pregnant? - No
90: Failed a class? - No
91: Kissed a boy? - No, actually
92: Kissed a girl? - No
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? - No
94: Had job? - Uh...I washed plates at my uncle's restaurant once...I got paid. $50...
95: Left the house without my wallet? - Yeah
96: Bullied someone on the internet? - No
97: Had sex in public? - No
98: Played on a sports team? - YES
99: Smoked weed? - No
100: Did drugs? - No
101: Smoked cigarettes? - No
102: Drank alcohol? - Yes
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? - No
104: Been overweight? - No
105: Been underweight? - No 
106: Been to a wedding? - Yes
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? - Probably yes
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? - Yes
109: Been outside my home country? - Yes
110: Gotten my heart broken? - Idk
111: Been to a professional sports game? - Yes
112: Broken a bone? - No
113: Cut myself? - With paper? Yes.
114: Been to prom? - No
115: Been in airplane? - Yes
116: Fly by helicopter? - No
117: What concerts have I been to? - Westlife x2, The Wiggles LOL, Bruno Mars and Justin Bieber pahaaaa I don't know what else...
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? - No
119: Learned another language? - Yes
120: Wore make up? - Yeah
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? - Not even
122: Had oral sex? - No..
123: Dyed my hair? - Yes, well streaks
124: Voted in a presidential election? - Nopee
125: Rode in an ambulance? - No
126: Had a surgery? - No
127: Met someone famous? - Yesss
128: Stalked someone on a social network? - .....to what degree..
129: Peed outside? - No
130: Been fishing? - No
131: Helped with charity? - Yes
132: Been rejected by a crush? - No, actually
133: Broken a mirror? - No
134: What do I want for birthday? - I don't even know
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? - What even
136: Was I named after anyone? - No
137: Do I like my handwriting? -  Sometimes
138: What was my favourite toy as a child? - This stuffed dog
139: Favourite Tv Show? - FRIENDS or Big Bang Theory
140: Where do I want to live when older? - New York City!
141: Play any musical instrument? - Yeah
142: One of my scars, how did I get it? - Falling in my driveway
143: Favourite pizza topping? - Pepperoni 
144: Am I afraid of the dark? - YEAH
145: Am I afraid of heights? - Sometimes
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? - NO
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? - Yes, of course.
148: What I’m really bad at -  A lot of things
149: What my greatest achievments are - Gold Honor Roll, scoring the winning try during SEASAC in the semis, uh..those are the only two that I can think of off the top of my head.
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me - You look like a monkey
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery - A lot of things
152: What do I like about myself - Not much.
153: Something I fantasize about - Unrealistic things

BTW, I answered some of these in Science Class a couple days ago, some at home a couple days ago and then some just today. So...

Friday, February 8

10 Things I Like About CNY

1. Food
2. Company of my family
3. Being home in my kampung
4. New clothes
5. Being able to be lazy
6. Food
7. Ang Pao
8. Reunion dinners
9. Mandarins
10. Food

Tuesday, February 5

SEASAC Touch Rugby went exceedingly well. To sum it all up in just a few phrases: my first try, the winning try, undefeated streaks, Bangkok Adventures, flowing shit, black & yellow, HOW YOU DO, talk them up and SILVER MEDALLISTS!!

Thursday, January 31

Leaving to Bangkok today for SEASAC Touch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so excited but I'm just as nervous - it's so nerve-wrecking...

But I'm so excited I can't breathe.

Monday, January 28

Yeah okay that month by month review thing will be held off til I'm free enough to spend such time on a blog post. For now, some food.
















Sunday, January 27

lol hi

Sunday, January 20

Great job me for posting anything during the 'long weekend'.

Sorry for not posting my review thing for last year (it's getting kinda late) but I have my mind set on it and I will try my best to do so ASAP! I've got so many things to do.

:(

Friday, January 18