August

IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF AUGUST!

Dave

dave is a chef in hell's kitchen season 6 and in the early stages of the show, he fractured his wrist so he has his whole left arm in a cast. and he's now in the final four and he has fought through all these challenges UNTIL the final four with just one arm that's fully usable. and he can't use the thumb that's on the arm in the cast.

hat's off to him, dude. seriously.

AND HE BARELY HAS BAD SERVICES OR ANY MESS UPS. i don't think he's been seriously shouted at by chef ramsay. HOLY SHIT HE IS AMAZING.


and he's bloody funny. like, he does it without even noticing. he's like all chill. like, once he ate a dish made by cchef ramsay and he's like 'i'm ready to die a happy man now, dude. i just ate a meal by chef ramsay. just bury me i'm all set. go ahead, i'm gonna die a happy man.' HAHAHAHA. and he had a punishment along with kevin and ariel to clean up a dining room after like a farm full of kids come in and dirty it with poppers and candy wrappers and all. so when he was sweeping the floor, he would steal the poppers that haven't been popped and the candy that hasn't been eaten or unwrapped. FREAKING COOL. and he cooks with a beanie on his head all the time. HAAA. he's so cool.


and he can cook, waddup.

HAA

"There's no bigger pain than a vegetarian in a fine dining restaurant' -Chef Gordon Ramsay. 

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. ah, i hate vegetables.

Insults

as we all know, chef gordon ramsay is VULGAR, MEAN and VERY STRICT. when he gives insults and shouts at people, it's ALWAYS MEAN. he is always straightforward and blunt. but there's something about his accent that makes his insults funnier than they already are. HAAAAA.

sometimes, he just says, YOU'RE BLOODY CRAP! or YOU ****ING SUCK AT EVERYTHING! YOU'RE SHIT! but sometimes, he says YOU LAZY COW! or YOU DUMB DONKEY or simply just DUMBO. and with his cool british accent, it's bloody funny.

i know, i'm mean but idk. he's funny.

10

school starts in 10 days not including today. oh crap. high school. everything's changing: levels of education, students, people who have left are not here anymore obviously, teachers, everything else. and i don't even know what i need. i have to go to school first and the teachers tell me what to get.

so basically, i'm going to school with just my bag, binder and pencil case. cool.

Wendy's

i had Wendy's for lunch today. AGAIN. omg, i'm a fatass. lol, i need to exercise AND learn more things. i'm like non-smart, non-healthy and all that. really gotta change that.

Hell's Kitchen

i've been watching hell's kitchen consistently this week. i found this channel on youtube that posts the whole season of hell's kitchen and masterchef and this other gameshow. idk. but it's really cool and it has the license i think and all. AND IT LOADS REALLY FAST. oh, bagus.