Monday, February 18

Today I got humped by a dog. Goodnight.

Saturday, February 16

Found this on tumblr:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes.

Wednesday, February 13

Science is killing me.

Sunday, February 10


Saturday, February 9

1: Last person I talked to - Mr. Elser because I'm cool
2: Holiday location - Bali!
3: 3 Fears - Death, ghosts and the dark.
4: 3 things I love - Food, touch rugby and the Internet.
5: 4 turns on - Good sense of humor, athletic, good scent LOL, and caring.
6: 4 turns off - Cocky, rude, insensitive and materialistic.
7: My best friend - My bed.
8: Sexual orientation - Portrait? Landscape?
9: My best first date - Never had one. Yay soft toys!
10: How tall am I - 5'6"
11: What do I miss - A lot of things but mainly my hometown days without any intruders and New York City. Oh, and the days where I just wouldn't care about anything - as depressing as it sounds. And my twin.
12: What time was I born - 8 something in the morning. I think.
13: Favourite color - Black, gold, white, light blue.
14: Do I have a crush - Berry crush courtesy of Boost Juice Bars. 
15: Favourite quote - You'll Never Walk Alone
16: Favourite place - Probably New York City, London or my bed.
17: Favourite food - Literally anything that I can digest besides anything that tastes horrid.
18: Do I use sarcasm - Nooooooooooooo I don't use sarcasm.
19: What am I listening to right now - Rain, the natural occurrence, not that K-Pop biznitch.
20: First thing I notice in new person - Their voice and how they talk.
21: Shoe size - 38 or 38.5
22: Eye color - Le dark brown
23: Hair color - Le black with copper streaks and a bleached streak
24: Favourite style of clothing - Don't have one. If I like it, I buy it. If it's not too expensive.... 
25: Ever done a prank call? - Yeah
27: Meaning behind my URL - I like food. 
28: Favourite movie - Right now, Pitch Perfect, MIB3 or (okay so this movie just popped into my head and left....) OH WAIT IT'S HORRIBLE BOSSES.
29: Favourite song - I've got a couple: DJ Earworm's 2012 Mix, Kiss You, Locked Out of Heaven, Trebles Finals: Bright Lights, Bigger City/Magic, ummm yeah that's all off the top of my head.
30: Favourite band/artist - One Direction heeeee, Ed Sheeran, Joey Cottle, Michael Buble, Bruno Mars.
31: How I feel right now - Tired and annoyed.
32: Someone I love - My grandfather.
33: My current relationship status - Fat.
34: My relationship with my parents - .
35: Favourite holiday - Summer? 
36: Tattoos and piercing i have - Double piercings on each ear. I used to have a tripe on my right but it closed sigh.
37: Tattoos and piercing i want - A third piercing on my left and a cartilage on my right.
38: The reason I joined Blogger - I needed somewhere to write.
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? - I guess not..but I dislike him and his ways. He's changed.
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? - NO \o/
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? - No.
42: When did I last hold hands? - I think....with one of my friends because we were scared of something.
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? - Like 10 minutes.
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? - Yes
45: Where am I right now? - My living room.
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? - Ma pals.....I hope
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? - Depends on the situation.
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? - Mom
49: Am I excited for anything? - YESYESYES
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? - I think
51: How often do I wear a fake smile? - Quite often
52: When was the last time I hugged someone? - Just like an hour ago. Hugatron. 
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? - ......I'd probably lose my shit..
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? - Most probably
55: What is something I disliked about today? - The fact that I forgot to pack my chargers and that the Mandarin room smelt like ass juice.
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - Bruno Mars then we'd be best friends and I'd live a lazy ass life with him and we could rule the world. I don't know what I'm talking about. 
57: What do I think about most? - A lot of people, some I shouldn't even be thinking about.
58: What’s my strangest talent? - I can make my tongue look like an ass.
59: Do I have any strange phobias? - Uh..velcro sounds make me cringe?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - I don't mind either. I guess. 
61: What was the last lie I told? - That I wasn't hungry
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? - I guess neither...either face to face or chat on text.
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - No but I'm still scared of both of them
64: Do I believe in magic? - Ehh...
65: Do I believe in luck? - Yeah
66: What’s the weather like right now? - Cooling I guess. A little. 
67: What was the last book I’ve read? - The Kite Runner
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? - Yes..
69: Do I have any nicknames? - Yep
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? - I don't think I've had an injury I don't think...nothingt hat made me hospitalize. A pulled groin? That hurt like hell..
71: Do I spend money or save it? - Both.
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? - Narrr
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? Yeaaaah
74: Favourite animal? - Dogs and pet fish. 
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? - Pausing my Big Bang Theory episode and going to bed.
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? - Bombatan
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? - One Thing
78: How can you win my heart? - Buy me food and bring me to a good concert. 
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? - Does McDonalds do deliveries to heaven?
80: What is my favorite word? - Don't have one, really..
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr - I don't even know.
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? - Hi
83: Do I have any relatives in jail? - No
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? - Either telling the future or .......something that allows me to not study for tests and stuff and ace em.
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? - I don't know...
86: What is my current desktop picture? - My touch rugby team and I
87: Had sex? - No
88: Bought condoms? - No
89: Gotten pregnant? - No
90: Failed a class? - No
91: Kissed a boy? - No, actually
92: Kissed a girl? - No
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? - No
94: Had job? - Uh...I washed plates at my uncle's restaurant once...I got paid. $50...
95: Left the house without my wallet? - Yeah
96: Bullied someone on the internet? - No
97: Had sex in public? - No
98: Played on a sports team? - YES
99: Smoked weed? - No
100: Did drugs? - No
101: Smoked cigarettes? - No
102: Drank alcohol? - Yes
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? - No
104: Been overweight? - No
105: Been underweight? - No 
106: Been to a wedding? - Yes
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? - Probably yes
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? - Yes
109: Been outside my home country? - Yes
110: Gotten my heart broken? - Idk
111: Been to a professional sports game? - Yes
112: Broken a bone? - No
113: Cut myself? - With paper? Yes.
114: Been to prom? - No
115: Been in airplane? - Yes
116: Fly by helicopter? - No
117: What concerts have I been to? - Westlife x2, The Wiggles LOL, Bruno Mars and Justin Bieber pahaaaa I don't know what else...
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? - No
119: Learned another language? - Yes
120: Wore make up? - Yeah
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? - Not even
122: Had oral sex? - No..
123: Dyed my hair? - Yes, well streaks
124: Voted in a presidential election? - Nopee
125: Rode in an ambulance? - No
126: Had a surgery? - No
127: Met someone famous? - Yesss
128: Stalked someone on a social network? - .....to what degree..
129: Peed outside? - No
130: Been fishing? - No
131: Helped with charity? - Yes
132: Been rejected by a crush? - No, actually
133: Broken a mirror? - No
134: What do I want for birthday? - I don't even know
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? - What even
136: Was I named after anyone? - No
137: Do I like my handwriting? -  Sometimes
138: What was my favourite toy as a child? - This stuffed dog
139: Favourite Tv Show? - FRIENDS or Big Bang Theory
140: Where do I want to live when older? - New York City!
141: Play any musical instrument? - Yeah
142: One of my scars, how did I get it? - Falling in my driveway
143: Favourite pizza topping? - Pepperoni 
144: Am I afraid of the dark? - YEAH
145: Am I afraid of heights? - Sometimes
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? - NO
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? - Yes, of course.
148: What I’m really bad at -  A lot of things
149: What my greatest achievments are - Gold Honor Roll, scoring the winning try during SEASAC in the semis, uh..those are the only two that I can think of off the top of my head.
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me - You look like a monkey
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery - A lot of things
152: What do I like about myself - Not much.
153: Something I fantasize about - Unrealistic things

BTW, I answered some of these in Science Class a couple days ago, some at home a couple days ago and then some just today. So...

Friday, February 8

10 Things I Like About CNY

1. Food
2. Company of my family
3. Being home in my kampung
4. New clothes
5. Being able to be lazy
6. Food
7. Ang Pao
8. Reunion dinners
9. Mandarins
10. Food

Tuesday, February 5

SEASAC Touch Rugby went exceedingly well. To sum it all up in just a few phrases: my first try, the winning try, undefeated streaks, Bangkok Adventures, flowing shit, black & yellow, HOW YOU DO, talk them up and SILVER MEDALLISTS!!