Tuesday, August 2

Insults

I'm just gonna list some of Chef Ramsay's insults because i find them funny.

"Right now, I'd rather put poodle shit than put that in my mouth."

"You lazy cow. What the f*** are you doing?!"

"Could you just take off your hat for me, is there a hole in your head?"

DIALOGUE
Contestant: It's chi-ching *name of dish*.
Chef: Sorry, I've never heard of CHING. CHING. before..
Contestant: Oh, it's my slang of slamming and with money.
Chef: Lamb and money?

"It's garlic-y, spicy, and looks like baby vomit."

"Can it get any worse? I'm saying a prayer now..."

DIALOGUE
Contestant: That's a grated coconut and pomegranate celery root salad, chef.
Chef: And what's cooked on the plate?
Contestant: The nuts are toasted.
Chef: The nuts are toasted?
Contestant: Yes, chef.
Chef: Oh f*** me. We've toasted nuts for 29 minutes and then grated a coconut.
*Chef takes a bite*
Chef: It's fine....
Contestant: Thank you.
Chef: It's fine as far as RABBIT FOOD GOES. It's all raw and crunchy. I'm sure a RABBIT would like it.

"Who's shouting and screaming? Hey Sara, let me tell you something. You're not a f***ing cheerleader. So stop shouting and screaming. And ladies, it's been 1 hour and 40 minutes for 4 starters so I wouldn't be shouting, screaming or wetting your knickers over this."

"There's nothing to cheer about your performance tonight. Well, let me give you a cheer. C-R-A-P. YOU ARE CRAP."

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