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Wednesday, August 3
Food
today, altogether, i ate
1. toast with jam.
2. a bowl of home-made vietnamese beef noodles
3. a 'kaya' and butter sandwich. (2 pieces of bread)
4. a jam sandwich (2 pieces of bread)
5. 1 bratwurst (OMG DOOFENSCMIRTZ MOMENT)
6. a quarter of a packet of japanese chips.
and dinner hasn't even arrived yet. omg. i'm a fatty. legit. fatty.
1. toast with jam.
2. a bowl of home-made vietnamese beef noodles
3. a 'kaya' and butter sandwich. (2 pieces of bread)
4. a jam sandwich (2 pieces of bread)
5. 1 bratwurst (OMG DOOFENSCMIRTZ MOMENT)
6. a quarter of a packet of japanese chips.
and dinner hasn't even arrived yet. omg. i'm a fatty. legit. fatty.
Sniffles
i think i have the sniffles. ohhhh crap. i hate this feeling. especially when your eyelids are feeling like they're being dragged down by the fattest elephants in the world.
Tuesday, August 2
Limit
i've reached my daily tweet limit all thanks to this douchebag from kdu. LOL. punching a girl, who do you think you are?
And another
"Here's what you do. Buy a restaurant and put one table in there and any more tables, you'll be fu**ed."
"For the first time in my cooking career, I'm saying that I'm in the kitchen with muppets."
"For the first time in my cooking career, I'm saying that I'm in the kitchen with muppets."
Insults
I'm just gonna list some of Chef Ramsay's insults because i find them funny.
"Right now, I'd rather put poodle shit than put that in my mouth."
"You lazy cow. What the f*** are you doing?!"
"Could you just take off your hat for me, is there a hole in your head?"
DIALOGUE
Contestant: It's chi-ching *name of dish*.
Chef: Sorry, I've never heard of CHING. CHING. before..
Contestant: Oh, it's my slang of slamming and with money.
Chef: Lamb and money?
"It's garlic-y, spicy, and looks like baby vomit."
"Can it get any worse? I'm saying a prayer now..."
DIALOGUE
Contestant: That's a grated coconut and pomegranate celery root salad, chef.
Chef: And what's cooked on the plate?
Contestant: The nuts are toasted.
Chef: The nuts are toasted?
Contestant: Yes, chef.
Chef: Oh f*** me. We've toasted nuts for 29 minutes and then grated a coconut.
*Chef takes a bite*
Chef: It's fine....
Contestant: Thank you.
Chef: It's fine as far as RABBIT FOOD GOES. It's all raw and crunchy. I'm sure a RABBIT would like it.
"Who's shouting and screaming? Hey Sara, let me tell you something. You're not a f***ing cheerleader. So stop shouting and screaming. And ladies, it's been 1 hour and 40 minutes for 4 starters so I wouldn't be shouting, screaming or wetting your knickers over this."
"There's nothing to cheer about your performance tonight. Well, let me give you a cheer. C-R-A-P. YOU ARE CRAP."
"Right now, I'd rather put poodle shit than put that in my mouth."
"You lazy cow. What the f*** are you doing?!"
"Could you just take off your hat for me, is there a hole in your head?"
DIALOGUE
Contestant: It's chi-ching *name of dish*.
Chef: Sorry, I've never heard of CHING. CHING. before..
Contestant: Oh, it's my slang of slamming and with money.
Chef: Lamb and money?
"It's garlic-y, spicy, and looks like baby vomit."
"Can it get any worse? I'm saying a prayer now..."
DIALOGUE
Contestant: That's a grated coconut and pomegranate celery root salad, chef.
Chef: And what's cooked on the plate?
Contestant: The nuts are toasted.
Chef: The nuts are toasted?
Contestant: Yes, chef.
Chef: Oh f*** me. We've toasted nuts for 29 minutes and then grated a coconut.
*Chef takes a bite*
Chef: It's fine....
Contestant: Thank you.
Chef: It's fine as far as RABBIT FOOD GOES. It's all raw and crunchy. I'm sure a RABBIT would like it.
"Who's shouting and screaming? Hey Sara, let me tell you something. You're not a f***ing cheerleader. So stop shouting and screaming. And ladies, it's been 1 hour and 40 minutes for 4 starters so I wouldn't be shouting, screaming or wetting your knickers over this."
"There's nothing to cheer about your performance tonight. Well, let me give you a cheer. C-R-A-P. YOU ARE CRAP."
Case
i desperately need a blackberry case for my blackberrrrryyyy! i dropped my bb in pumpkin patch, the store for kids clothes (LOVE IT), while shopping with my mom's friends and it got a scratch on the side when it hit the corner of this clothes shelf thing.
muy desperado.
muy desperado.
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