"Baby's names"

ANOTHER FRIENDS dialogue. (S8x13)

Phoebe: Hey, have you started thinking of names yet? (for the baby Rachel's about to have)

Rachel: Oh yeah. I've come up with a bunch of ideas.

Ross: Me too.

Phoebe: ME TOO!

Rachel: Really?

Phoebe: If it's a girl: PHOEBE. And if it's a boy: PHOEBO. (WHAT NOW face)

Ross: Maybe. It wouldn't hurt to have a back-up, y'know? Uhh, Rach what were you thinking?

Rachel: Okay, umm, I was thinking if it's a girl: Sandrine. It's French.

Ross: Huh, that's a really pretty name. FOR AN INDUSTRIAL SOLVENT.

Rachel: *clears throat* Okay, fine. What do you have?

Ross: It's for a boy. I know it's a little out there but. DARWIN.

Rachel: Oh God, our child will be beaten to death in the school yard.

Phoebe: Yeah, by SANDRINE.