I just came back from watching Billy Elliot. MEH, it was boring as shit.
JJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!
IT WAS SO BLEEP-ING AMAZING. The boy who played Billy in tonight's show WAS UNBELIEVABLY, INSANELY, UTTERLY AMAZING. He played his role perfectly, hit every note perfectly and don't even get me started on his dance skills.
I'm going to start anyways.
For a boy of twelve. He is amazing, perfect, out of this world and beyond my words. His dance skills were freaking unbelievable. HE DANCES SO WELL! this boy will go far in life, i tell you. SOOOOOOOO GOOOOODDDD! I literally said WOW or WOAH or HOLY like 8472489217584931654781564813 times throughout the show. OH MY HOLY LORD. IT WAS SO GOOD. And he did all these flips and twirls and God knows what SO WELL. I cannot express this enough. I froze in the cab ride home. My mom was like: are you tired? And I was like: no, just mind-blown. THAT BOY. IS SO AMAZING. SO. SO. SO. AMAZING. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH! The play overall was really good. The cast couldn't have done it better. I must say, Tony, Billy's elder brother, was pretty hot. HEH. BUT OH MUH GUD, the Billy in this show WAS SO DANG GOOD! HOLY -. He freaking ran up a wall and did a backflip off of it. I literally almost threw my self off the balcony I was sitting in. I was flabbergasted.
FLABBERGASTED, I TELL YOU.
This boy is gifted. He sings, acts and DANCES. And he got every count right, his rhythm was impeccable and his prounounciation was out of this world. Actually, it was a really deep British accent so I didn't get half the show but the dancing made up for all of it. My jaw literally dropped like 93298217584930654391865784326574386341085634718056310 times. I WAS LIKE HOLY CRAP!!!!!
Overall, it was a perfect show. The cast is amazing. Billy is amazing. AND THERE WAS THIS LITTLE BOY. SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE! I want to eat him. SO CUTE! But this show. HOLY POO. It was amazing. Too good for words. It's a little piece of heaven. The Billy boy. I cannot describe him. He is too amazing for words. OMG.
I have to leave it at that. I'm FLABBERGASTED. I'm in absolute awe. I salute him. I want to dance like that. I want to sing like that. I feel hopeless. Goodbye.