I:
- eat rice everyday.
- have to get at least an A- on tests and shit if I don't, LECTURE.
- get lectures from my mom.
- love Chinese food.
- get red packets.
- am close to my family.
- call people 'Aunty' and 'Uncle'.
- go to my grandparents' house every Chinese New Year.
- celebrate Chinese New Year.
- follow the Chinese calendar when it comes to deaths, prayers and whatnot.
- use chopsticks.
- go HUAIYAH.
- kick pretty intensely.
- have loads of Asian antique stuff in my house.
- speak Mandarin fluently, understand Hokkien and Cantonese and roughly speak them.
- try to get close to my grandfather.
- have been to China and Hong Kong.
- AM ASIAN.
ASIANS RULE.
Stereotypes:
- We always do the peace sign when taking pictures. (UM.)
- We always smile really big. (Sorta but not all the time)
- We all have small eyes. (My eyes are big-ish.... hm)
- We all are pro at using chopsticks. (not true cus I use chopsticks the wrong way)
- We all only swear in Chinese. (SHIT YOU, BITCH.)
- We speak CHINGCHONGLINGLONGTINGTONG. (Bitch, wtf.)
- We are all yellow, literally. (I'm quite the tan-ness)
- We all suck at driving. (I'm 14....)
- We all wear slippers and Chinese market clogs all the time. (I like Vans...)
- We all sell fish, we all farm, we all eat potatoes for every meal with rice. (Refer to my last post. I don't remember eating rice. I GOT TO SCHOOL.)
- We all wear glasses. (HAHA, no.)
- We all chew loudly. (I was taught not to.)
- We always get A+'s. (I have a B in math.)
- We're all geniuses in Math. (Refer to last rebuttal.)
- We hate Americans. (I go to an American school...)
- We only read manga and only watch Anime. (I watch Masterchef.)
- Every Asian has the best technology like Nintendo and shit. (Nuu.)
- We all sell vegetables at Quick-e marts. (HAHAHAHAHHAHAA)
- We all shout at markets. (I don't?)
- We are all rowdy and uncivilized. (HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA again.)
All these are untrue and I can prove them to you.
PROUD.
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