Sunday, June 12

Asian

I'm Asian. Don't judge. Never underestimate the power of Asians. We can bomb your ass.
I:
  • eat rice everyday.
  • have to get at least an A- on tests and shit if I don't, LECTURE.
  • get lectures from my mom.
  • love Chinese food.
  • get red packets.
  • am close to my family.
  • call people 'Aunty' and 'Uncle'.
  • go to my grandparents' house every Chinese New Year.
  • celebrate Chinese New Year.
  • follow the Chinese calendar when it comes to deaths, prayers and whatnot.
  • use chopsticks.
  • go HUAIYAH.
  • kick pretty intensely.
  • have loads of Asian antique stuff in my house.
  • speak Mandarin fluently, understand Hokkien and Cantonese and roughly speak them.
  • try to get close to my grandfather.
  • have been to China and Hong Kong.
  • AM ASIAN.
ASIANS RULE. 
Stereotypes:
  1. We always do the peace sign when taking pictures. (UM.)
  2. We always smile really big. (Sorta but not all the time)
  3. We all have small eyes. (My eyes are big-ish.... hm)
  4. We all are pro at using chopsticks. (not true cus I use chopsticks the wrong way)
  5. We all only swear in Chinese. (SHIT YOU, BITCH.)
  6. We speak CHINGCHONGLINGLONGTINGTONG. (Bitch, wtf.)
  7. We are all yellow, literally. (I'm quite the tan-ness)
  8. We all suck at driving. (I'm 14....)
  9. We all wear slippers and Chinese market clogs all the time. (I like Vans...)
  10. We all sell fish, we all farm, we all eat potatoes for every meal with rice. (Refer to my last post. I don't remember eating rice. I GOT TO SCHOOL.)
  11. We all wear glasses. (HAHA, no.)
  12. We all chew loudly. (I was taught not to.)
  13. We always get A+'s. (I have a B in math.)
  14. We're all geniuses in Math. (Refer to last rebuttal.)
  15. We hate Americans. (I go to an American school...)
  16. We only read manga and only watch Anime. (I watch Masterchef.)
  17. Every Asian has the best technology like Nintendo and shit. (Nuu.)
  18. We all sell vegetables at Quick-e marts. (HAHAHAHAHHAHAA)
  19. We all shout at markets. (I don't?)
  20. We are all rowdy and uncivilized. (HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA again.)
All these are untrue and I can prove them to you.

PROUD.

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